Monday, June 15, 2009

A day out on the streets of Deccan: A story of two hustlers











Bright eyed and confident we walked out of the gates of SIMS exited at the prospect of making money! “It will be fine, worse-come worse, we shall sell mangoes on the streets and get paid in mangoes. Namrata agreed atleast food would not be an issue. But soon we realized that Deccan was more than 8 kms away and not one car was waiting to give two smart and sophisticated looking (future) CEOs a lift.

We were almost cursing our batch-mates when an gentleman in an Innova stopped, “ Kahan Jaana hai”. We told him the pre-determined story, he pitied our empty pockets gave us a ride until E-Square and also paid for the autorickshow to Deccan. And we thought Punekars were stingy and rude. Lesson numero uno : Stereotyping is often an incorrect practice.

The Deccan market was just starting to open up with the hustle and bustle of the daily shopkeepers, vehicle bringing the area alive and filling our hearts with hope for $$.

Our failed visit at the hospital and our meeting with the administrator there were two lessons learnt. The employees have no decision making in their hands and only owners have any clarity of what is beneficial to an organization. Clearly our endeavor at the hospital failed as the CEO did not have times to meet (un)important people like us.

We called an ad about part-time jobs, went to a bakery, namkeen store, apparel store, even approached and street vendor selling cheap clothes. To the last vendor we offered to be models and guaranteed and an increase in traffic to their tent. Sadly they failed to recognize that our selling ability and our sophisticated CEO looks and politely told us we should apply our trade elsewhere.

Disappointed I asked Namrata, “Is this how Pune treats (future) business leaders ? Yaar hamako toyeh paani bhi nahi pilayege…paying cash for our services looks like a far-fetched idea.” Almost with an enlightened look on her face asked me how about the Mahindra car dealership behind me. I thought, well a few more rejection would not affect my already damaged morale. To my surprise, we walked in and were greeted with a smiling General Manager and a Sr. Sales Consultant. After unleashing our story of disappointments onto him he decided to give us an assignment. “What do really want to learn out of this ?” We looked perplexed at each other and thought in our minds we just need the money please don’t enlighten us with management philosophies, we have had an overdose of that at the campus. Namrata had the presence of mind to tell him in a firm voice and soft hopeful eyes “Sir we just want to make a difference. We think we can bring a lot from our previous experience and our undergraduate studies.” That was it.

The convinced manager walked our to the imposing metallic red Xylo and made and few phone calls told us to wait and assured us he would do the best he could. He said we could help him with the events and road-shows which they regularly arranged at the corporate offices in Pune. I thought we waited for an eternity, when the Sr. Sales consultant arrived and told us that he had received feedback from Axis Bank and Nokia- Siemens. But…
The even cannot be arranged at such short notice and that he was sorry for us and that his contacts did not come through. Disappointed and disgusted I almost got up to show him that, that I had ample experience in (pillow) fighting and Namarata was almost to tears. While Namarata was pulling me back, the manager spoke in his usual deadpan voice “Are your aware of the small street in front of the Tech Mahindra office at Sharda Center on Karve Road”. “I was there for a month when I trained at Tech M” blurted Namrata. As if he were divulging the ingredients of Coca Cola, he said, almost whisperingly, “I think those techies in the company have just received promotions and bonuses, I have inside information. If you can bring me 15 prospective customers and if even one of them converts then you stand a chance to make something.

By now I did not know if I should sucker punch him or making him do all the wonderful assignment our seniors give us. Namrata muttered “ Do we have a choice ?”. Within the next 15 mins we had learnt the bhp of a 1.5 GLS Mahindra Logan and the mileage of a fully loaded Scorpio. He handed us ugly looking Xerox copied, black and white flyers written in Marathi and we were to go to a leading IT company in the nation and sell the top pros of TechM, a Mahindra motors product.

We introduced ourself to a group of young looking North Indians in the a sitting in a dilapidated eatery, who stared at us condescendingly and were blowing cigarette smoke on our face. We made our pitch about the roomy Logan, its penthouse like trunk size, and the Mahindra brand and its world-class sales and service but all that went up in the air with one statement he made. “Yaar, Logan looks soooooo ugly, I would never buy one and I am planning to buy a Linea next week, Now thats what a car should look like”.

Certainly his viewpoint did not match the two brainwashed (future) CEO’s he was talking to. We picked our brochures and paper and walked over to the next booth. “Hey I feel your pain guys, even we went through this at an MBA program” said a chubby looking, but empathetic Brand Manager at Tech M. She later confessed that she was looking to contact a M&M car dealership because she had received numerous enquiries about discounts and deals by her colleagues but had told them there were none.

We told her about the car’s pricing and the Mahindra loyalty discounts and she promised to forward a lot of her colleagues to the dealership. With some our CEO dignities back in our pockets we worked feverishly interrupting people drinking tea, feasting on aloo parathas, gobbling sambar-dosa and informed them about our best in the world deals, or at least that the way we them to be.

Within a span of 2 hours we had thirty prospective customers and a few of them wanted to go to the dealership today to check the car and maybe even buy it. We were famished by now when we were prompted by a typical South Indian who approached Namrata and asked her “How did you get here, I though you were in Banglore, are you still with Tech M ?” We poured our hearts out to Namrata old colleague and even made him buy us lunch. I waspondering over the old saying “Free lunches are always the tastiest” while enjoying the delicious Mysore Masala dosa and couldn’t make out if Namrata was listening to her old colleague or devouring the Cheese Masala Dosa. Her friend gave us a ride to the Dealership and thanked us for spending time with him. “Wow!! Its good to have a girl as a buddy”, I remarked honestly and Namrata could only give her silly smile as an answer. We handed over the list of the prospective clients with contact information and possibility of buying the next car. In return he gave us 300 bucks each and pats on our backs and even promised to give us a certificate of appreciation.
Exhausted, we got back to the Pune University canteen, admiring each other’s hustling skills and treated our self to bottle of mineral water. “CEO’s don’t drink tap water” Namrata remarked with an air of arrogance on her face, besides in our hearts we know we had earned the first expense of our day.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The Power of prayer cannot be realized in a lifetime of a human. Positive Attitude is the most important.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Insights in MBA

Home Schooled MBA is something that many 26 year old wish they could have. I am glad I am living that.

Managerial accounting is my favoraite course for the semester and my main aim would be be very very active in class and understand all of accounting terminolgy.

My WS really speaks the language of an auditor, something which I would love to do.

Mangerial Accounting by Short, Libby and Libby.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

I want to be a business intelligence analyst

I want to stay in ASU
I want to stay in Arizona becasue I like the weather.
I want to be a Business Intelligence Analyst because I want to be able to use data to make sound business decisions.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

What are the qualities of a good fund raiser

1. THE FUNDRAISERIn theory, anyone can be a fundraiser. You don't have to belong to a particular professional body; you don't have to take exams; you don't even have to have done it before. However, it is important that you get the right person to do it. The fundraiser will be saying all kinds of things about your organisation and making all kinds of promises on your behalf; if he or she says or does the wrong thing, it will reflect badly on you. So what do you need to be a good fundraiser?

1. Time: It is often said that fundraising is simple, but not easy. It is not rocket science (although sometimes people try to make out that it is!) but there are few quick fundraising fixes. The biggest factor is time.
2. KnowledgeWhen talking to potential donors, you must be able to answer their questions - and there can be lots of questions! These can range from the very general - such as 'what exactly will my money achieve?' - to the very specific - such as 'how many wheelchair users attend the lunch club? Although you can't be expected to know everything, the fundraiser who keeps on promising 'to get back to you over that one' will find the going gets pretty tough.

3. PlanningEisenhower once said: 'Plans are nothing; planning is everything'. In other words, a beautifully written fundraising plan that just sits on your top shelf gathering dust doesn't get any money raised. However, it is absolutely vital that your fundraising is planned and thought through.
4. Commitment and confidenceThis is one of the most important qualities in any fundraiser. It soon becomes clear to the outsider if people are just going through the motions because they have been landed with the job, or that they don't think it will work.

5. Stamina and persistenceFundraising can be a hard and dispiriting business. More people will say 'no' than 'yes'. People who agree to do things will suddenly drop out, or do them badly.

6. Truthfulness and realism: When money is tight it is very easy to become 'funder-led'. This is where you devise a piece of work just to try and get money rather than because you actually want to do the work.

7. EquipmentYou will need at least a telephone (ideally with an answering machine) and a word processor and printer. You don't necessarily have to buy them; you may well be able to borrow or scrounge them from members, supporters, local companies or whoever.

8. Willingness to ask
'JUST ASK FOR THE MONEY!'
Was it the charity's image? Was it the cause? Was it donor fatigue? No, it was simply that the people had never been asked. We often assume that just because people know we are there and that we need the money then they will dig into their pockets. They may well, but only if we ask them to

9. OpportunismThe good fundraiser makes things happen. For example, the difference between an OK event and a successful one could be the fact that a celebrity turns up.

10. LuckYou may just happen to say the right thing at the right time, or bump into someone who could be a useful contact.

Golden Rules of Fund raising:
1. Fundraising is a people businessPeople do not give to organisations; they do not give to abstract concepts. They give to help people or to do something to create a better world.

2. Fundraising is about projects, not organisationsA lot of fundraising tends to be about individual pieces of work (often called projects) rather than the organisation as a whole.
You may well need to break your organisation's work up into individual chunks and raise money for each, whether this is for a new roof on the village hall or for a drug awareness programme in schools.
3. Fundraising is about personal relationships
However, two issues often arise at this point:
You feel that you may not currently know the right people.

4. Fundraising must be relevant.

5. The more personal the better
Donors like to be treated and appreciated as individuals,

6. Fundraising is sellingFundraising is a two-stage process. The first thing you have to do is show people there is an important need and that you can do something useful about it.
then the second stage of asking for money becomes easy.

7. Giving is a matter of trustPeople give money to you on the understanding that you will do certain good things.
It's not all about cash nowDonors tend to give money to organisations and causes they have heard of.
to know your donors personally; make them feel a valuable part of things; and try to show that you are as keen to listen to what they have to say as to tell them what you want from them.

You may not always be the best person to do the actual asking.

add to the prev list

8) If you’re wasted, stop ordering more drinks.
9) 2:00am means no more drinky drinky. s

bartende says

- Dos and Donts of Ordering Drinks at a Bar/Club
1) Have all orders handy
2) Have your wallet/money ready.
3) Don’t yell, holler, or snap your fingers.
4) Don’t make out with your dirty at my bar
5) Don’t question the amount of alcohol in your drink.
6) If you’re going to ask for free drinks, at least try to be engaging or interesting.
7) Tip!